Let us talk maths

Some of you reading this might not know me very well.  If that's the case you wouldn't know how terrible at math I really am.  I'm pretty awful.  Currently I'm taking intermediate algebra for the THIRD time.  And lets just say I've only gotten a "C" on one test out of four, the others were worse.
But I will admit it's hard for me to be motivated to do math after a long day at work, or on a beautiful day, or when my friends randomly message me and ask me to go to the casino :)
But tonight I realized if I really apply myself I have the potential to do a lot better in this class.  I understand more than I thought I did.  So the next time my friend *Eduardo asks me to fly away to the casino and flush my  money down the toilet I'm going to have to say no, especially if I have math sitting around needing to be done.  Oh math.  I maybe understanding you a bit more, but I still hate you.

Other than that I have no news.  I'm BO-RING!  But I still have the best dog ever.  At least I have that going for me.

Conversation with Momlene

Me:  All of my friends are married.  I'm going to start collecting small dogs so I can become a dog lady.
Momlene:  NO YOU'RE NOT!
Me:  Why do you have to crush all my dreams?
Momlene: You can have other dreams.
Me:  What dreams? At least I'm not going to be a cat lady...

I can't remember how the rest of the conversation went, although I'm sure it involved a bunch of sighing and telling me I'll find other dreams.
Then I believe the conversation turned into how John (my step-dad) is going to win the lottery and give me the house they live in currently and how he isn't buying nearly enough lottery tickets to make this dream a reality. I don't want to work anymore.  I want my own house...so I can start collecting small dogs...
Don't tell Momlene that's why I want the house or it will never happen...

That's really all.  Now I'm going to bed.  Those two and a half hours of awful sleep I got last night are finally getting the better of me.

*Eduardo is not my friend's REAL name obviously.  But I'm sure some of you will guess who it is anyway :)